How to...2/10/11

Practice your barking. There's a reason that a portion of Cleveland Browns Stadium is known as the "Dawg Pound." Weak and meager "woofs" won't cut it.

Get a plush brick to throw at the T.V. If you get a real brick you might have to buy a new T.V. That is unless your aim is as good as our quarterback's.

Think about next year's draft and how high the Cleveland Browns' draft pick will be. Just keep hoping that we lose the rest of the season so we don't screw that up too.